The primaries have been great for the economy. Dimwitted billionaires are dumping money they don't need into the campaigns of people who can't win, providing much-needed jobs for ad writers, poll-takers and yard sign manufacturers.
Do you remember, at the depth of the recession, when Keynesians kept saying that we could jump start the recovery by just paying a whole bunch of people to dig holes and fill them back in? This is exactly the same thing! Keep going, Republicans!
--Gail Collins, The New York Times